Myles Stewart Irvine

Gym owner Myles apologises for his appearance, but he has had a hard life sitting behind the gym desk doing nothing for the last twenty five years. The business meanwhile of course runs itself. Mid afternoon he can usually be found asleep out the back, in which case please train quietly. Being a Scotsman his generosity is of course legendary.

It is rumoured that in earlier years he played football, rugby, hockey, squash and tennis to a very low standard before throwing a few weights around and repeatedly falling off a windsurfer at West Wittering.

Myles claims to know what he is doing and when not being forced to listen to top quality gossip is reputed to be one of the world's greatest coaches. Well that is what we tell him.

In addition to the instruction that is included in the membership one2one personal instruction with Myles is available off-peak.

We hope to have a page of glowing testimonials here in time, but first have to sift through the large backlog of complaints stored in the cellar to find them.

When not at the gym Myles grows passion flowers.